Not Me Monday....

I ran across this little topic on some of the blogs I read and I thought it would be fun to play along. So here I go.....

It was not me that kept popping my daughter passe back into her mouth because I did not want to hear her talk due to the fact that I could not get my blogging thoughts together with the noise. No I would never shut her up just to make a post.

It also was not me who thought that my recorded episode of The Biggest Loser was more important to watch than doing tummy time with my lovely baby. I would never ignore doctor's orders to do it when she first wakes up so I can see who was eating junk and who was going home.

I did not get so caught up in my DVR shows for the remainder of that day that I forgot to do tummy time altogether. I am not that bad of a mom that I would slack off on my responsibility just to clear out some shows so that I could have space for new episodes.

It was not me who bumped my head not once, not twice, but three times on our computer table trying to get that darn passe off the floor while sitting in a rolling chair. You know the one not use to keep my daughter quiet while I blog.

Finally, here a blast from the past. It was not me who stood up in that same rolling chair on wood floors to check the air vent for heat, only to fall on top of our glass dining room table, shatter it into a million pieces,cut up my hand and break my ankle and and crack a bone in my leg. No not me, because I would not be silly enough to think pushing the chair against the wall was going to keep it from rolling out from under me. No one would ever be that silly.

So tell me, what have you not done today. Head over to MCKMama's blog to see what tons of other people have not done lately.