Not Me Monday...

Once again it is time to release all of my inner most thoughts and tell you what I have not been up to lately. So here it goes....

I was not home alone on Thursday night when M had a explosive diaper where all the contents came out. It did not manage to get on the floor, my shoe, my pants and shirt and her legs. I did not stand there for 5 minutes wonder what I was going to do next. I also did not wait until she was finish 5 minutes after before I did anything.

I did not book a hotel for our valentine weekend only to not get any sleep. I did not stay up all night after my mom called Friday because I was worrying about my crying baby that she was keeping who has a heat rash.

I did not wake up early in that hotel and call the doctor to argue about the medicine that she gave me that only made the rash worse. I also did not tell the doctor that I was not going to give her the dosage of benadryl she recommended because it said do not give to children under two.

I did not stay up in that same hotel Saturday night because the music from the club was so loud that I could not hear it. I was not happy to finally check out Sunday morning because I was enjoying my stay just that much!

I did not do a victory dance when my hubby called and said he had an accident. Don't worry no one was hurt, but as I was saying, I did not do a victory dance when hubby said he had a wreck. I would not do that because hubby is not always bragging about being the better driver and having a clean record.

I did not tell hubby after he called about such accident that it was good it was his fault, because now hubby can not toss it up in my face that I wrecked our rental car twice in two days, knock the mirror off our first car and run into a pole in that same car. Well, I guess he still could.

Well that is what I did not do this past week, now tell me what did you not do! Head on over to MCKMama and see what other did not do this past week!